George Bush, Queen Elizabeth and Vladimir Putin all die and go to Hell.
While there, they notice a red telephone and ask what it was for.
The devil tells them, 'it's for calling back to Earth.'
Putin calls Russia and talks for 5 minutes; when he is finished the devil
informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.
Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes;
her phone bill is 6 million dollars, so she writes the devil a check.
Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours;
when he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.
When Putin hears this, he goes ballistic and asks
the devil why Bush got to call the USA so cheaply.
The devil smiles and replies,
While there, they notice a red telephone and ask what it was for.
The devil tells them, 'it's for calling back to Earth.'
Putin calls Russia and talks for 5 minutes; when he is finished the devil
informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.
Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes;
her phone bill is 6 million dollars, so she writes the devil a check.
Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours;
when he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.
When Putin hears this, he goes ballistic and asks
the devil why Bush got to call the USA so cheaply.
The devil smiles and replies,
"Since Obama took over, the country has gone to Hell
... so it's a local call."
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