George Bush, Queen Elizabeth And Vladimir Putin

George Bush, Queen Elizabeth and Vladimir Putin all die and go to Hell.
While there, they notice a red telephone and ask what it was for.

The devil tells them, 'it's for calling back to Earth.'

Putin calls Russia and talks for 5 minutes; when he is finished the devil
informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.

Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes;
 her phone bill is 6 million dollars, so she writes the devil a check.

Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours;
when he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.

When Putin hears this, he goes ballistic and asks
the devil why Bush got to call the USA so cheaply.

The devil smiles and replies,

"Since Obama took over, the country has gone to Hell 

 ... so it's a local call."

Obama = Bush? Obama Continues Wars, Renditions And The Use Of Depleted Uranium Weapons

When the American people voted in Barack Obama, they thought that they were voting in a huge change. But mostly things have not changed, and the scariest thing of all is that Obama is continuing some of the most horrifying aspects of the Bush presidency.

One thing that Americans should learn is that you can't trust the words of a politician. You have to watch and see what they do.

As Matthew 7:16 tells us.....

"Ye shall know them by their fruits"

So let's take a look at some of Obama's fruits so far and see how they compare with Bush.

First of all, the Los Angeles Times is reporting that Obama has actually issued an executive order authorizing the continued use of secret "renditions" by the CIA. If you don't know what a "rendition" is, that is when the CIA secretly grabs someone off the street anywhere in the world and takes that person to a secret prison where they are secretly "interrogated" and abused.

The European Parliament has called renditions "an illegal instrument used by the United States."

But apparently Obama sees no problem with them whatsoever.

Obama talks about getting back to "American" values, but when he continues the policies of George W. Bush, how is that "American"?

Let me ask you.....does this look "American" to you?:

http://www.antiwar.com/news/?articleid=2444

Well, what about the wars?

Wasn't Obama supposed to be the anti-war candidate?

Guess again.

In fact, Obama got started bombing other countries a lot faster than George W. Bush did when he became president.

It took Obama only three days after his inauguration before he started bombing Pakistan.

And yes, Obama is going to reduce the troop levels in Iraq a bit, but he is also going to DOUBLE the number of troops in Afghanistan.

Well, certainly Obama will do something about the horrific environmental hell that the U.S. military has created in Iraq and Afghanistan through the use of depleted uranium weapons, right?

Certainly any sane president would ban those weapons, wouldn't he?

Sorry.

The U.S. military continues to use those dirty weapons that are literally turning Iraq and Afghanistan into uninhabitable hellholes.

Will Obama change his mind?

Don't count on it.

The reality is that he answers to the same people that George W. Bush answered to.

If you were a big fan of President Bush, then you are likely to love President Obama.

But if you were hoping for "change" then you are out of luck I am afraid.

Great Moments In Presidential Speeches Featuring George W. Bush

One bad thing about the end of George W. Bush's presidency is that a great source of political humor is ending. Just check out the following video clip of "Great Moments In Presidential Speeches" from the David Letterman show.....

President George W. Bush - 8 Years In 8 Minutes By Keith Olbermann

Keith Olbermann recently did a piece on the Bush years entitled "8 years in 8 minutes". We don't agree with everything in the video, but it does help us to remember a lot of the events of the past 8 years.....

Goodbye George! The 21 All Time Stupidest Quotes From Bush

On Tuesday America will be inaugurating Barack Obama as the new president of the United States. He has set many high goals for himself, but one thing he probably will never be able to do is to match the number of stupid quotes that George W. Bush has uttered during his 8 years as president.

Just check out these 21 beauties.....

#1) "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." —Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004

#2) "Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country." —Poplar Bluff, Mo., Sept. 6, 2004

#3) "I'll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office." -George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., May 12, 2008

#4) "There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again." —Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002

#5) "Goodbye from the world's biggest polluter." -George W. Bush, in parting words to British Prime Minister Gordon Brown and French President Nicolas Sarkozy at the G-8 Summit, punching the air and grinning widely as the two leaders looked on in shock, Rusutsu, Japan, July 10, 2008

#6) "So long as I'm the president, my measure of success is victory -- and success." -George W. Bush, on Iraq, Washington, D.C., April 17, 2008

#7) "The question is, who ought to make that decision? The Congress or the commanders? And as you know, my position is clear -- I'm a commander guy." -George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., May 2, 2007

#8) "As yesterday's positive report card shows, childrens do learn when standards are high and results are measured." -George W. Bush, on the No Child Left Behind Act, Washington, D.C., Sept. 26, 2007

#9) "More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way." -George W. Bush, Martinsburg, W. Va., July 4, 2007

#10) "The German asparagus are fabulous." -George W. Bush, Meseberg, Germany, June 11, 2008

#11) "I'm going to try to see if I can remember as much to make it sound like I'm smart on the subject." -George W. Bush, answering a question about a possible flu pandemic, Cleveland, July 10, 2007

#12) "We've got a lot of relations with countries in our neighborhood." -George W. Bush, Kranj, Slovenia, June 10, 2008

#13) "Should the Iranian regime-do they have the sovereign right to have civilian nuclear power? So, like, if I were you, that's what I'd ask me. And the answer is, yes, they do." -George W. Bush, talking to reporters in Washington, D.C., July 2, 2008

#14) "I think it was in the Rose Garden where I issued this brilliant statement: If I had a magic wand -- but the president doesn't have a magic wand. You just can't say, 'low gas.'" -George W. Bush, Washington D.C., July 15, 2008

#15) "Throughout our history, the words of the Declaration have inspired immigrants from around the world to set sail to our shores. These immigrants have helped transform 13 small colonies into a great and growing nation of more than 300 people." -George W. Bush, Charlottesville, Va., July 4, 2008

#16) "There's no question about it. Wall Street got drunk -- that's one of the reasons I asked you to turn off the TV cameras -- it got drunk and now it's got a hangover. The question is how long will it sober up and not try to do all these fancy financial instruments." -George W. Bush, speaking at a private fundraiser, Houston, Texas, July 18, 2008

#17) "Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream." —LaCrosse, Wis., Oct. 18, 2000

#18) "I hear there's rumors on the Internets that we're going to have a draft." —second presidential debate, St. Louis, Mo., Oct. 8, 2004

#19) "I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully." —Saginaw, Mich., Sept. 29, 2000

#20) "You work three jobs? … Uniquely American, isn't it? I mean, that is fantastic that you're doing that." —to a divorced mother of three, Omaha, Nebraska, Feb. 4, 2005

#21) "They misunderestimated me." —Bentonville, Ark., Nov. 6, 2000

Sarah Palin Publicly Blames George W. Bush And His Administration For The Defeat In The Election

Sarah Palin is publicly blaming George W. Bush and his administration for the defeat of the McCain/Palin ticket.

And you know what?

She is right.

"It's amazing that we did as well as we did," Palin stated during an interview with the Anchorage Daily News.

"I think the Republican ticket represented too much of the status quo, too much of what had gone on in these last eight years, that Americans were kind of shaking their heads like going, wait a minute, how did we run up a $10 trillion debt in a Republican administration? How have there been blunders with war strategy under a Republican administration? If we're talking change, we want to get far away from what it was that the present administration represented and that is to a great degree what the Republican Party at the time had been representing," Palin said during the same interview.

It is surprising, and actually quite refreshing, to see a politician speak so candidly.

The reality is that George W. Bush was one of the worst presidents in American history, and if the Republicans are going to regain credibility with the American people, then they are going to have to admit that.

The truth is that Bush has run the economy into the ground, he has gotten the U.S. involved in endless wars and has ruined the reputation of the United States around the world, and he has made so many bad decisions that it would take months just to list them all.

Sarah Palin is also leaving the door open to a run in 2012. She had the following to say during a television interview with Fox News:

"I'm like, OK, God, if there is an open door for me somewhere, this is what I always pray, I'm like, don't let me miss the open door."

Palin's interview on Fox News' "On The Record" program drew a lot of attention. Palin also added this statement later on in that same interview:

"If there is an open door in 2012 or four years later, and if it is something that is going to be good for my family, for my state, for my nation, an opportunity for me, then I'll plough through that door."

Video Of An Iraqi Journalist Throwing 2 Shoes At President Bush

Have you seen the video of Iraqi journalist Muntadar al-Zeidi throwing his two shoes at President George W. Bush? Most people are laughing at this incident, but there is much more to this incident than some idiot reporter chucking his shoes at Bush.

This incident represents a dramatic failure of security around President Bush. It is unthinkable that someone would be able to not only throw one shoe at Bush from almost point blank range, but that this reporter would also have the chance to slowly reload and chuck a 2nd shoe at Bush.

Where in the world was the secret service while this was happening? What if the Iraqi reporter had actually been armed?

Here is the video of it as it happened.....

If We Are Planning On "Leaving Iraq" Then Why Are We Building The Largest Embassy In The History Of The World There?

Do you know about the gigantic mega-fortress of an embassy that America is building in Iraq?

Work on the 104 acre complex, known to Iraqis as "George Bush's Palace", is supposed to be a secret, but it is impossible to disguise the cranes dominating the Baghdad skyline.

The new United States Embassy in Iraq was originally scheduled to cost 592 million dollars to build and it will be the largest embassy in the history of the earth.

However, due to delays for various reasons, the cost of the embassy has soared way beyond 592 million dollars. The estimated final construction cost is now estimated at over 700 million dollars, and it will cost more than a billion dollars a year to maintain.

This "embassy" will essentially be a small fortress city, with office buildings, a school, 6 apartment buildings, a recreation building with a gym, an "American Club", a commissary, a food court, a movie theater, tennis courts and beauty shops.

Why doesn't America take care of their people at home? Why is America so fixated on pouring billions of dollars into Iraq?

Why does it look like America has no intention on EVER leaving Iraq?

Funny Bush Quotes

Are you ready for some funny Bush quotes?

The Top 22 Stupidest George W. Bush Quotes Of All Time

#1) "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." —Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004

#2) "Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country." —Poplar Bluff, Mo., Sept. 6, 2004

#3) "I'll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office." -George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., May 12, 2008

#4) "There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again." —Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002

#5) "Goodbye from the world's biggest polluter." -George W. Bush, in parting words to British Prime Minister Gordon Brown and French President Nicolas Sarkozy at the G-8 Summit, punching the air and grinning widely as the two leaders looked on in shock, Rusutsu, Japan, July 10, 2008

#6) "So long as I'm the president, my measure of success is victory -- and success." -George W. Bush, on Iraq, Washington, D.C., April 17, 2008

#7) "The question is, who ought to make that decision? The Congress or the commanders? And as you know, my position is clear -- I'm a commander guy." -George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., May 2, 2007

#8) "As yesterday's positive report card shows, childrens do learn when standards are high and results are measured." -George W. Bush, on the No Child Left Behind Act, Washington, D.C., Sept. 26, 2007

#9) "More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way." -George W. Bush, Martinsburg, W. Va., July 4, 2007

#10) "The German asparagus are fabulous." -George W. Bush, Meseberg, Germany, June 11, 2008

#11) "I'm going to try to see if I can remember as much to make it sound like I'm smart on the subject." -George W. Bush, answering a question about a possible flu pandemic, Cleveland, July 10, 2007

#12) "We've got a lot of relations with countries in our neighborhood." -George W. Bush, Kranj, Slovenia, June 10, 2008

#13) "Should the Iranian regime-do they have the sovereign right to have civilian nuclear power? So, like, if I were you, that's what I'd ask me. And the answer is, yes, they do." -George W. Bush, talking to reporters in Washington, D.C., July 2, 2008

#14) "I think it was in the Rose Garden where I issued this brilliant statement: If I had a magic wand -- but the president doesn't have a magic wand. You just can't say, 'low gas.'" -George W. Bush, Washington D.C., July 15, 2008

#15) "Throughout our history, the words of the Declaration have inspired immigrants from around the world to set sail to our shores. These immigrants have helped transform 13 small colonies into a great and growing nation of more than 300 people." -George W. Bush, Charlottesville, Va., July 4, 2008

#16) "There's no question about it. Wall Street got drunk -- that's one of the reasons I asked you to turn off the TV cameras -- it got drunk and now it's got a hangover. The question is how long will it sober up and not try to do all these fancy financial instruments." -George W. Bush, speaking at a private fundraiser, Houston, Texas, July 18, 2008

#17) "Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream." —LaCrosse, Wis., Oct. 18, 2000

#18) "I hear there's rumors on the Internets that we're going to have a draft." —second presidential debate, St. Louis, Mo., Oct. 8, 2004

#19) "I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully." —Saginaw, Mich., Sept. 29, 2000

#20) "You work three jobs? … Uniquely American, isn't it? I mean, that is fantastic that you're doing that." —to a divorced mother of three, Omaha, Nebraska, Feb. 4, 2005

#21) "They misunderestimated me." —Bentonville, Ark., Nov. 6, 2000

#22) "Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?" —Florence, S.C., Jan. 11, 2000

If You Have Been Supporting George W. Bush You Owe America An Apology - Bush Is NOT A Conservative & Has Been Promoting An Anti-Christian Agenda!

Let me ask you a question.

Have you been supporting George W. Bush throughout his presidency?

If you have, you owe everyone in America an apology. Bush has been doing terrible things, and the world will blame us for his evil deeds!

"Ye shall know them by their fruits" (Matt 7:16)

So you are a Christian and you support Bush and the use of torture.....

Let me ask you.....does this look "Christian" to you?:

http://www.antiwar.com/news/?articleid=2444

Are you still not convinced? Read the following article and then tell me how we are doing the "right thing" by torturing people:

http://www.whatreallyhappened.com/torture.html

What about the "war on terror" itself?

Do you think that Jesus would use depleted uranium weapons which kill and cripple our own troops and turn babies into twisted freaks of nature?

I challenge anyone to look at these pictures and then post in the comments section about how "moral" this war is:

http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Evils%20in%20Government/depleted_uranium.htm

I also challenge you to go read the following article and then explain to us how supporting this war and killing our own troops with depleted uranium is "supporting the troops".....

http://www.proliberty.com/observer/20030401.htm

Even after everything so far, you still support Bush? How are these things about Bush Christian?:

Bush is a member of the Satanic Skull & Bones Society:

http://www.cuttingedge.org/news/n1314.cfm

President Bush's Gay/Lesbian policies are identical to Clinton's:

http://www.cuttingedge.org/news/n1652.cfm

President Bush Worships in Muslims Mosques and Buddist Temples:

http://chuckbaldwinlive.com/bushshintoshrine.html

Bush says the Muslim God and the Christian God are the same thing:

http://www.cuttingedge.org/news_updates/nz1528.htm

Bush INCREASED funding for the Planned Parenthood abortion mills:

http://www.covenantnews.com/lefemine050208.htm

In addition, President Bush has set up a Nazi police state which he will hand over to the next president. When that boot is on your neck, remember that it was Bush that set this all up.

So after reading all of this, can you still support President George W. Bush?

The Bush Family Gets Even More Liberal: Jenna Bush Offers Use Of The Bush Crawford Ranch To Ellen DeGeneres For Her Lesbian Wedding

I wonder what "conservative Christians" who backed Bush think about this one.

Does anyone still think that the Bush family is conservative?

President Bush has openly opposed true conservatives on just about every single issue during his presidency.

And if that wasn't bad enough, his daughter is schmoozing with far left liberals like Ellen DeGeneres and offering up use of the family ranch for her lesbian wedding.

Were we not led to believe that the Bushes are supposed to be AGAINST gay marriage?